I need a tasteless and odorless laxative to give my fiance to cure his constipation blues.?

Fix him spaghetti with white clam sauce. Also, be sure he eats plenty of italian bread with olive oil (not butter). Prepare a salad and be sure the dressing uses olive oil as well. I have found that usually has everything moving in minutes. If not, prepare him a warm water enema and offer to give it to him (play nurse). It will provide instant relief and typically produces a reaction in males that make us stand up at attention. Heck do it all; but, do not give him any real laxative without his knowledge.